As all of my friends have noted, I have just had another birthday. Let me tell ya, 27 was a good one! What a wonderful feeling to have all of your closest friends under one roof just celebrating your life for another year. Its an incredible feeling! The night started off pretty mellow, my parents suprised me with roses and bought me a beer. After hours of remaining stationary at my table I finally moved and decided (under cohersion i think) to go play DDR. Anyone who has seen Grandma's Boy knows what DDR is! I have played that game all of once in my 27 years of life and being drunk didnt help me brush up on my skills! In fact i couldnt figure the damn thing out! From there we decided to hit the fooseball table. It took all of the time it takes to get bucked off an angry bull (8 seconds) for me to get anally penetrated and get the worst ass whooping of my life (FYI i still have my butt virginity it was a joke). I think i was a little bit sad about my loss or just embarrased that im such a horrible bar athelete so i decided to hang up my fooseball pants and try something different. Three of us got onto this snow mobile game and decided to give that a try. Thank heaven it was only a game because we all would have perished under my awful driving skills. So 15 shots down i decided to dance a little. Well stumble and get man handled. Thats about all i remember but according to the accounts of those wh were sober i was being pretty funny! Overall, my birthday was a success. I lasted until closing and only lost about an hour of my life to the blackout!
Until next time...........Drink on!
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