Pride observations

I havent written since i went to Pride so i thought i would jot down a few thoughts from the festivities. I think going with a huge group of drunk lesbians is a bad idea. it kinda went a little like this...walk walk walk....wait i need tickets for a beer....wait......hey wheres jackie? ...walk walk walk....wait i need a beer! and the saga unfolds! it was possibly the most annoying day of my life. it was smoldering hot and being on the blacktop made it 100 times worse. i drank 108oz of water while i was there. my feet were hurting and i decided to camp out on the corner while my sister went for the car. well 20 mintues after my camp out began im thinking "where the hell is she?" here she comes around the corner. you guessed it? she couldnt find her car. with my simple directions of two blocks over one block up she was back for me in no time at all!!!! while i was at pride i had some thoughts and some observations!
1. Whats the lesbian blue tooth all about? I think that little plastic in my ear in the 100 degree weather would totally drive me nuts! it just looks funny! i suppose i relate it to flannel and fanny packs! just seems like a faux pas
2. the drag queen on stilts. this was my second anual denver pride. the same crazy drag queen up on those stilts. p.s. pride drag queens shave your pits sister!
3. big crowd of lesbos in 100 degree heat is a badddd idea! just so you all know for next year lol

happy pride homo's

Waiting to go home

Here i sit again wanting to do absolutley nothing! I only have about 18 minutes before i get to go home! thankfully the Ninja Quiera is taking my ass home! I think i may have made some progress on finding myself a car! I gotta get some dough together and then i think ill be set! (only 17 minutes left). I think the lesson learned in all of this car drama is two fold. A. always put gas in your car and maintain it reguarly. B. Never talk shit about some chola who drives a Tracker! at least that bitch has a car! so whatever weird Karma i have from talking shit im fucking sorry! i shoulda never made fun of her stupid car! I made fun of her hair too, maybe mine will all fall out! lol id be an ugly bald chola (16 minutes). Alright i really have nothing to say right now. This is Josa signing off.....(15 minutes)

Haynes their way...

So, yesterday i needed to make a walmart run. I needed some new panties, socks, and a bra! Walmart seemed to be the most convienient place to get my shit and my sister said she would take me rather than have me walk all that way. So i buy my little five dollar chola panties and whatever else i managed to spend 75.00 on along the way. I get home and attempt to put the newly acquired undergarmets in my drawer, when much to my dismay they were all individually wrapped with little pieces of cardboard in them. they were also scotch taped! Now riddle me this mr riddler.....who the fuck would try to steal a single pair of panties. Do they really need to be all pretty in the wrapper. The need for this wrapping completly blows my mind and it took me all of 15 minutes to get each individually wrapped pantie out of the damn package! thats 15 minutes of my life i could have spend doing something much more interesting like...........watching TV!

The Friend You Want To Be

The ever wise Coey sent this my way! Its interesting because i suppose it just kinda makes you think a little bit about who is in your life and why? I dont think im in a position to evaluate my friendships right now, but ill keep this anyway:


The Friend We Want To Be
Evaluating Our Relationships There comes a time in all our lives when we may need to evaluate our relationships, making sure that they are having a positive effect on us, rather than dragging us down. Without realizing it, we may be spending precious time and energy engaging in friendships that let us down, rather than cultivating ones that support and nourish us along our path. Life, with its many twists, turns, and challenges, is difficult enough without us entertaining people in our inner circle who drain our energy. We can do so much more in this world when we are surrounded by people who understand what we're trying to do and who positively support our efforts to walk our path.
We can begin this evaluation process by simply noticing how we feel in the context of each one of our close relationships. We may begin to see that an old friend is still carrying negative attitudes or ideas that we ourselves need to let go of in order to move forward. Or we may find that we have a long-term relationship with someone who has a habit of letting us down, or not showing up for us when we need support. There are many ways to go about changing the status quo in situations like this, having a heart to heart with our friend showing through example.
This process isn't so much about abandoning old friends as it is about shifting our relationships so that they support us on our journey rather than holding us back.
An important part of this process is looking at ourselves and noticing what kind of friend we are to the people in our lives. We might find that as we adjust our own approach to a relationship, challenging ourselves to be more supportive and positive, our friends make adjustments as well and the whole world benefits.

The ever cunning Troll-a

Has anyone seen my Troll-A? You know?....... Shes small, one part troll, one part chola. Ill be looking for her in her baby phat tee tonight at the b street bash! i know where you hide trolla

Real Life Fun Haver!

So, as an introduction to the blogging world i suppose i should write a little bit of nonsense. I am totally bored out of my skull right now. Im ready to fall asleep or barf! Havent decided which one. I totally feel like a real live slacker at this moment in time because i have been staring at this screen for several hours expecting it to file something or write a report by itself. Its funny because here i sit writing this blog about nothing at all.......all my paperwork goes to waste! Such a sad little day at the office RIP paperwork. really i dont think it ever dies. probably multiplies by feeding it after midnight. whatever im gonna sit here and wait my ass for my apple cherry slush from Sonic....or wait SonicS because she went to the East Side one. Schaweeeet