Haynes their way...

So, yesterday i needed to make a walmart run. I needed some new panties, socks, and a bra! Walmart seemed to be the most convienient place to get my shit and my sister said she would take me rather than have me walk all that way. So i buy my little five dollar chola panties and whatever else i managed to spend 75.00 on along the way. I get home and attempt to put the newly acquired undergarmets in my drawer, when much to my dismay they were all individually wrapped with little pieces of cardboard in them. they were also scotch taped! Now riddle me this mr riddler.....who the fuck would try to steal a single pair of panties. Do they really need to be all pretty in the wrapper. The need for this wrapping completly blows my mind and it took me all of 15 minutes to get each individually wrapped pantie out of the damn package! thats 15 minutes of my life i could have spend doing something much more interesting like...........watching TV!