Colorado Springs Gay Parade

This past weekend we had the pleasure of attending Pride fest in Colorado Springs! I must say that although there were some glitches in our plan, we had lots of fun! So i suppose ill give you a little run down of the events that occured that day. To start the day off i was exactly on time. I mean to the minute i was there at 8:30. So we began our journey to get to the park by 10:00 with several minutes to spare we made it to the Springs. However my car decided to die right as im pulling into my hard to find parking spot! Wow well i guess thats a good sign! i said Fuck it and went to the park. So apparently Springs homos are sleepers. there was hardly anyone there. Jo and i decided to walk around and she got a "free massage" the creep rubbing her neck told her all kinds of odd things. Most notably though that she needed and orthopedical exam. Really Mr. PT i work for a chiropractor. and "Orthopedical" exam? what kind of idiot is this guy to not understand the jargon of his own. Now i googled ortopedical and its not a word so im not being super harsh! he said some other funny things but that was the funniest! After that it was a pretty fun day! Jo and i attended some queer church service in the park and Jo decided to do the cha cha to their music! it was mildly embarrasing! the funniest part of the entire day had to have been the zombies! Now Joelle has this weird phobia of zombies and it just so happened there were several people at pride dressed as the undead! the look of terror on her face and her valiant efforts at avoidance were classic! I wish everyone coulda seen it! after the gay weddings we decided to head out! Car started ok and three blocks down the road died! i managed to pull it into a shady spot and call for reinforcments! apparently my 2000 truck is out of warranty....weird right? but after Jo talked to her 11 year old sister realized she had AAA. we were towed home for free and i got it fixed the next day! whew what a day! overall it was pretty fun! just a word of caution....fiber is not sexy