Colorado Springs Gay Parade

This past weekend we had the pleasure of attending Pride fest in Colorado Springs! I must say that although there were some glitches in our plan, we had lots of fun! So i suppose ill give you a little run down of the events that occured that day. To start the day off i was exactly on time. I mean to the minute i was there at 8:30. So we began our journey to get to the park by 10:00 with several minutes to spare we made it to the Springs. However my car decided to die right as im pulling into my hard to find parking spot! Wow well i guess thats a good sign! i said Fuck it and went to the park. So apparently Springs homos are sleepers. there was hardly anyone there. Jo and i decided to walk around and she got a "free massage" the creep rubbing her neck told her all kinds of odd things. Most notably though that she needed and orthopedical exam. Really Mr. PT i work for a chiropractor. and "Orthopedical" exam? what kind of idiot is this guy to not understand the jargon of his own. Now i googled ortopedical and its not a word so im not being super harsh! he said some other funny things but that was the funniest! After that it was a pretty fun day! Jo and i attended some queer church service in the park and Jo decided to do the cha cha to their music! it was mildly embarrasing! the funniest part of the entire day had to have been the zombies! Now Joelle has this weird phobia of zombies and it just so happened there were several people at pride dressed as the undead! the look of terror on her face and her valiant efforts at avoidance were classic! I wish everyone coulda seen it! after the gay weddings we decided to head out! Car started ok and three blocks down the road died! i managed to pull it into a shady spot and call for reinforcments! apparently my 2000 truck is out of warranty....weird right? but after Jo talked to her 11 year old sister realized she had AAA. we were towed home for free and i got it fixed the next day! whew what a day! overall it was pretty fun! just a word of caution....fiber is not sexy

Not it!!!!!

Am I the only person that plays this game still? Sometimes i feel like i am! Is it weird that this 27 year old will get out of extra work duties by yelling "NOT IT" oh well! I suppose its something valuable i learned in my childhood to get out of doing things or to unclaim the latest fart that had been cast out amoung my friends! Whatever it is im glad i learned it! Some interesting words for your week:

Weeper: a cry baby!
Chode: A small penis (funnier to call someone that though)
Trolla: half troll half chola
Mong: short for mongrol-means an ugly or mutt dog

I love my dumb friends for coming up with such fantastic new ways of insulting people! cheers to you, you drunk lesbians!

Incentives for HIV

I thought it was rather funny that the LV brothels were offereing incentives for truckers and customers to come utilize their services. Yes ma'am youve got it! GAS CARDS!!!! i think i can die happy now!

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-finance/20080630/Brothels.Fuel.Prices/

Too much Tequila!

Soooo as many of you might already know Tila Tequila got the cold shoulder last night! I kind of felt bad for her but i laughed at her too! There she was this little Asian "bisexual" holding that key waiting for her blonde bombshell to accept it. Then the bombshell dropped the bomb! Tila cried (weird....) and it ended as tearful as it had begun! "you humiliated me" well in Blondies defense....she warned you!!!! Well she tried.....maybe bisexuals dont understand their own kind and maybe that gave her a green light instead of sharing her actual thoughts. anywho i hope they dont make a tila 3 because the show is garbage and i cant help but watch it! until the next reality diva dies..............party on

Random observations

Today i must have been in weirdo land! first of all i saw this sign in the bathroom that encouraged people to wash their hands. ARE THERE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO DONT? sober people anyway? wow it seems so duhhh to me. Second, my neighbor was watering his cactus today. isnt that the joy of owning a cactus in this desert i live in? you dont have to water it!??? Mexicans! I think there was something else that was funny too but i forgot! i need to keep a sharpie and write these things on my arm. speaking of weird....my sister had this snake thing and you have to feed it frozen mice. on the package it said "not for human consumption!" now some fucking idiot had to have eaten one for them to need to put this disclaimer on there! people amaze me......then again im not suprised